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Journal Entry: Sun Oct 25, 2009, 2:02 PM










COMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN!!!


If you want to be commisioned just send me a note =)




PRICES

:bulletgreen:SKETCH:bulletgreen:
$10dlls

Pencil sketch, semi-clean


:bulletgreen:FLAT COLOURS:bulletgreen:
$15dlls

No background, just plain and sad :(


:bulletgreen:COLOURED W/ SHADING:bulletgreen:
$25dlls

Simple background (or just a mess behind the characters XD)


:bulletgreen:COLOURED W/ DETAILED BACKGROUND:bulletgreen:
$30dlls

As of the most awesome stuff I can make :XD:


:bulletgreen:DRAGONS/MONSTERS/STUFF LIKE THIS:bulletgreen:
$50dlls

Very detailed fantastic illustrations


:bulletgreen:YOUR VERY OWN PONY:bulletgreen:
$15dlls



:bulletgreen:YOUR VERY OWN LION:bulletgreen:
$15dlls



Each additional character will cost more.
THE PRICE MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE COMPLEXITY OF THE IMAGE YOU WANT



PAYMENT

The only way I accept money is trough PAYPAL [link]
It's very easy to use and very secure



FRIENDS

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73 Questions

Journal Entry: Mon Oct 12, 2009, 11:42 PM










Why not?

So yeah I'm bored and wanted to change my journal, and since I have no freakin updates I'm bringing you YET ANOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT TAGG!!!


:bulletgreen:1. Do you snore?
Nope, well I don't think so

:bulletgreen:2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Neither, I like to step a side

:bulletgreen:3. What’s your worst fear?
Abandonment

:bulletgreen:4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
Nope

:bulletgreen:5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
I think is the stupidest things I've seen

:bulletgreen:6. Do you chew on your straws?
Sometimes

:bulletgreen:7. Were you a cute baby?
Not at all, tiny skinny baby

:bulletgreen:8. Is the single life for you?
Used to be

:bulletgreen:9. What colour is your keyboard?
Used to be silver... but now is so dirty it looks black :XD:

:bulletgreen:10. Do your sing in the shower?
Sometimes ^^;

:bulletgreen:11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
No, but I would love to!

:bulletgreen:12. Any secret talents?
Nope, untalented person here

:bulletgreen:13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
To stay alone in my home for a whole week *w*

:bulletgreen:14. Can you swim?
Yes, pretty good acctually. Even tough when I get in the water people begin to scream "JUM WILLY, JUMP!!!"

:bulletgreen:16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
Yes, and don't like it

:bulletgreen:17. Do you care about the ozone?
Not really

:bulletgreen:18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
None, you blow a nuclear bomb and there you go!

:bulletgreen:19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
Hahaha no!!

:bulletgreen:20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Ohhh yes... many times

:bulletgreen:21. Are you a single child?
Unfortunatelly no... ¬¬

:bulletgreen:22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
It's the same

:bulletgreen:23. What’s your stand on hunting?
Don't aprove it. Unless you are hunting for eating, it's disgusting

:bulletgreen:24. Is marriage in your future?
I'm sorry to say yes... fuck I hate this

:bulletgreen:25. Do you like your handwriting?
Sure, why not

:bulletgreen:26. What are you allergic to?
Popular people :XD:

:bulletgreen:27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
I've never said it

:bulletgreen:28. Is Tupac still alive?
Who the fuck is Tupac?

:bulletgreen:29. Do you cry at weddings?
Of course not!! It's freaking stupid!

:bulletgreen:30. How do you like your eggs?
With sausage ^¬^ (dios soy una warra XD)

:bulletgreen:31. Are blondes dumb?
Most of them, even tough I'm blonde so... yeah :XD:

:bulletgreen:32. Where does the other sock end up?
In your ass

:bulletgreen:33. What time is it?
Time to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

:bulletgreen:34. Do you have a nickname?
Grincha, everyone calls me like that, even my mother-in-law

:bulletgreen:35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Not at all! I could eat there forever

:bulletgreen:36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Like 5 hours ago

:bulletgreen:37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
What's the difference?

:bulletgreen:38. Is Santa Claus real?
Of course not! I killed him a long ago! ^^

:bulletgreen:39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh *¬*

:bulletgreen:40. Are you afraid of the dark?
Being afraid of the dark is lame... I'm afraid of what could be hiding within the dark

:bulletgreen:41. What are you addicted to?
Internet

:bulletgreen:42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Neither, I don't like it

:bulletgreen:43. Can you crack your neck?
Nope

:bulletgreen:44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Hmm no... that's interesting

:bulletgreen:45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
What is that??? D=

:bulletgreen:46. Is drug free the way to be?
Yes, you don't need any more shit in your sitty body

:bulletgreen:47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Yes, I die every time I sleep

:bulletgreen:48. What colour are your eyes?
Brown, boring, stupid and out of life

:bulletgreen:50. Do you like your life?
No, but yet again I don't like anything so...

:bulletgreen:51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
They're both equally lame-bad-actors (yes I know they are wrestlers, wich is pretty much the same as an actor on steroids)

:bulletgreen:52. Are you psychic
No, I'm psychotic

:bulletgreen:53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope, I don't read

:bulletgreen:54. Do you play any instruments?
Hahahahahaahahaha this question could be SOOO missunderstood :rofl: sip soy una warra

:bulletgreen:55. Have you ever stolen money?
Of course I had! and I'm still so poor T_T

:bulletgreen:56. Can you snowboard?
Nope, I've only touched snow once by mistake

:bulletgreen:57. Do you like camping?
Not at all!! Being outdoors, without computers, tv or restrooms??? WTF??????

:bulletgreen:58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Not at all... I always try to controle my laughter

:bulletgreen:59. Do you believe in magic?
Of course not, that's childish stuff

:bulletgreen:60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Man's best friend is a cold beer... womans best friend is a maid ^^

:bulletgreen:61. You believe in divorce?
YES!! Of course! If you don't get along with your "significant other" dump the shit out of him/her

:bulletgreen:62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Nooooooooo T___T

:bulletgreen:63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
For every thing I do right, I commit 5 mistakes

:bulletgreen:64. Is it cold outside today?
Never, the weather is always bitching hot

:bulletgreen:65. What was the last thing you ate?
Eat? what's that?

:bulletgreen:66. Do you wear nail polish?
Yes, black and sometimes purple

:bulletgreen:67. Have you ever been kissed?.
A lot recently ^w^

:bulletgreen:68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Every single one of them, I hate commercials!

:bulletgreen:69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Nope, I have no idea of what that is

:bulletgreen:70. Favourite song at the moment?
Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

:bulletgreen:71. Do you like your job?
I don't have a job, that's why I keep doing this shit all the time

:bulletgreen:72. Do you like your classes in school?
I'm done with school, but no, I never liked school anyway

:bulletgreen:73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Nope, I like it very red

BONUS!
:bulletgreen:74. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS STUPID TAGG!!! :fork:

AND YES YOU ARE ALL TAGGED!!!


FRIENDS

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What Grind my Gears and tagg

Journal Entry: Mon Sep 28, 2009, 11:41 AM










WHAT'S GRINDING MY GEARS

In my past two journals I agreed on feature 10 people, and show my favorite 3 deviations from them, in exchange they would have to do the same. I had A LOT of response from that, so I featured 20 people! Wich is fine since I agreed on it.
What's bothering me is, that out of the 20 people I featured, only 7 featured me back on theyr journals, and I just don't think that's fair.


Stolen from DJCoulz


:bulletgreen:The phone rings. What is your ring tone?
Depends on who's calling. By default I have Separate Ways by Journey
:iconchoche3d: Le Rois du Monde from Romeo & Juliet OST
:iconnoearts: What is Love
:iconhya-sagitta: Magic Dance from Labyrinth OST
:iconankross: AVGN Theme
:iconrayodball: DBZ theme Chala-head-chala


:bulletgreen:Did you go anywhere yesterday?
Dinner with my boyfriend

:bulletgreen:Who was the last person you shared beds with?
My lil sister

:bulletgreen:Favorite drink?
Coke by far

:bulletgreen:Does the person you like know that you like them?
Yes, I let him know every single day ^w^

:bulletgreen:Last time you talked to your mom?
About an hour ago... fukin anoying

:bulletgreen:Where are you right now?
In my room

:bulletgreen:If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Definatelly ^w^ I'm planning to later

:bulletgreen:Favorite gadget in the kitchen?
I hate to cook, and I hate to eat. But due to lazyness I'm gonna say the microwave

:bulletgreen:Favorite pie?
Don't really like pie, maybe chocolate cake

:bulletgreen:How is your hair?
Messy as always... has a mind of its own!

:bulletgreen:Where's the last place you walked to?
Puerto Vallarta

:bulletgreen:Last time you had a sleepover?
Hmmm like a month ago, when :iconnoearts: came to visit ^^

:bulletgreen:Latest you stayed up in the past week?
Like 4 or 5 in the morning :XD: I'm a night person

:bulletgreen:What are you doing?
Writing a journal, duuhhh

:bulletgreen:Have you been in a car accident?
Yes, a drunken asshole crashed my car while going home. I had my to babys in the car with me, I was scared to death for them

:bulletgreen:What is the last thing you said aloud?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! My sister likes to do a lot of fucking noise while I'm sleeping ¬¬

:bulletgreen:Who's the 1st person on your missed calls list?
:iconchoche3d:

:bulletgreen:What did the last text message you received say?
"Te quiero mucho hermosa :)" wich means I like you very much beautiful
I think it's pretty obvious who sent me that :XD:

:bulletgreen:Last time you went to church?
May, because I HAD TO be at a cousins wedding... fucking bitch

:bulletgreen:What's bothering you right now?
A lot of things, useless shit that keeps me bitter and angry all the time

DESCRIBE YOUR:
:bulletgreen:Wallet?
Black with fire hologram outside. And pretty much empty (I need money T_T)

:bulletgreen:Eyes?
Stupid brown, common, and nothing special eyes ¬¬

:bulletgreen:Life?
Unexisting, I'm in the seventh circle of hell THANK YOU!!!

WHAT ARE YOU:
:bulletgreen:Doing this weekend to come?
Going to my hometown and get bored as hell

:bulletgreen:Wearing?
Fire pj bottoms, and red Vegeta shirt

:bulletgreen:Listening to?
The TV, keeps me company

:bulletgreen:What do you smell?
Food from all over the building, I think it's lunch time

:bulletgreen:Do you sleep naked?
Fuck no! I need to be wearing something ALL THE TIME

:bulletgreen:Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes, nothing special

:bulletgreen:Do you speak another language other than English?
My home language is Spanish, and my second language is english, tough I also speak a little bit of elvish

:bulletgreen:What did you do last night?
Played pet society on facebook till 2am, then went to sleep

:bulletgreen:What do you hate?
Pff the question should be "What don't I hate?" because I pretty much hate everything... except for Jim Carrey... I LOVE HIM :love:

I tagg all of you now, because I'm bored and I hate you all :XD:


FRIENDS

:iconludra-jenova: :iconnoearts: :iconhya-sagitta: :iconchoche3d: :iconankross: :iconluthien-matlock: :iconelessen-dante: :iconleon-braveheart: :iconrayodball: :iconbyron-pics: :iconkidap: :iconneko-nim:


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FUCKING VANITY YET AGAIN....

Journal Entry: Sun Sep 20, 2009, 9:12 PM










Since a LOT of people wanted to get featured on my past journal, I'm doing this damn thing again.

GET FEATURED ON MY JOURNAL


Be one of the first 10 people who get's featured in my journal. Just add a comment below saying "I want to be featured" and you will :)



:bulletgreen: If you're one the first 10 people to comment, I'll put your avatar on my journal and my 3 favorite deviantions from you

:bulletgreen: If you add a comment, you'll have to do this same thing on your journal featuring me and your 3 fav deviations of me.


IF YOU WERE FEATURED ON MY PAST JOURNAL, PLEASE DON'T ASK TO BE FEATURED AGAIN, GIVE IT A CHANCE TO MORE PEOPLE :)

FEATURES

:iconnoearts:
The first feature goes to my daddy ^^
One of the guys I love the most among my friends, such a wonderful person, and someone I know I can trust no matter what ^w^
Great artist, wich I've seen evolve since the day I met him. Woderful sense of humor, and natural perv :XD:


:iconludra-jenova:
One of my best friends, my aunt in the "Freak Family" and the girl with wich we pretend to be guys and piss each other off (because he's a fucking gay) PINCHE JOTO!!! hahaha
One of the best artists I've seen in my life, she's got such a cool "I don't give a shit" attitude and a crazy insane love for yaoi D=


:iconthagirion:


:icontelmatosaurus:


:iconpringlechip99:


:iconmattkind:


:iconpatty-chan:


:icongrumpysv1:


:iconlyzzthelioness:


:iconbeeju:



FRIENDS

:iconludra-jenova: :iconnoearts: :iconhya-sagitta: :iconchoche3d: :iconankross: :iconluthien-matlock: :iconelessen-dante: :iconleon-braveheart: :iconrayodball: :iconbyron-pics: :iconkidap: :iconneko-nim:


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VANITYYYYYYYY

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 15, 2009, 10:43 PM










GET FEATURED ON MY JOURNAL


Be one of the first 10 people who get's featured in my journal. Just add a comment below saying "I want to be featured" and you will :)



:bulletgreen: If you're one the first 10 people to comment, I'll put your avatar on my journal and my 3 favorite deviantions from you

:bulletgreen: If you add a comment, you'll have to do this same thing on your journal featuring me and your 3 fav deviations of me.



FEATURES

:iconhya-sagitta:
Elisa ~ AKA moradocha amorocha :XD:
Fantastic drawings, perfect style and inmaculated sense of humor :)


:iconrachbmv-77:


:icongordozone:


:iconchibi-demon-angel694:


:iconobligatory-avoidance:


:iconcalisotalatina:


:icondoctorlit:


:iconsilverfox64:


:iconbriarrose86:


:iconsamothmcknight:


:iconniza-niabock:


WOOOOOOOOOWWW I HAD A LOT OF RESPONSE FOR THIS!!! SORRY I CANNOT FEATURE ALL YOU GUYS, MAYBE ON A NEXT JOURNAL :)


FRIENDS

:iconludra-jenova: :iconnoearts: :iconhya-sagitta: :iconchoche3d: :iconankross: :iconluthien-matlock: :iconelessen-dante: :iconleon-braveheart: :iconrayodball: :iconbyron-pics: :iconkidap: :iconneko-nim:


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Journal History

¿What do you like about my gallery? 

54%
124 deviants said Disney Villains
12%
28 deviants said Disney Divas
10%
24 deviants said Lion King
10%
22 deviants said Dragons / Creatures
8%
19 deviants said Dragon Ball Fanart
6%
13 deviants said Other
0%
No deviants said I don't like your gallery!!! D=

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Shoutbox

~Noker666:iconNoker666:
te voy a hacer tus calzones? xD
Tue Oct 13, 2009, 7:52 AM
^InpuUpUaut:iconInpuUpUaut:
Había una muchachita, que alegre me decía... Que alegre me decía!!!
Fri Jul 17, 2009, 2:49 PM
~Telmatosaurus:iconTelmatosaurus:
Jim Carrey! I dare you......to lie in front of Grincha! Haha! I knew it!
Mon Apr 20, 2009, 10:22 PM
=Patty-Chan:iconPatty-Chan:
o_o pio pio?
Mon Apr 20, 2009, 5:55 PM
~antoniocardenaslopez:iconantoniocardenaslopez:
Acá entre nos!
Sat Apr 18, 2009, 10:09 PM
~hya-sagitta:iconhya-sagitta:
PRIMAALJDLASHDKAJSHDFAUSEOIAFAFHGABCVKASJD
Sat Apr 18, 2009, 9:26 PM
*Grincha:iconGrincha:
ALLA EN EL RANCHO GRANDE.... ALLA DONDE VIVIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Wed Feb 18, 2009, 7:18 PM
~Telmatosaurus:iconTelmatosaurus:
Help! Racoons took my peanuts!
Mon Dec 29, 2008, 2:39 AM
~OmEgA-006:iconOmEgA-006:
Felicidades adelantadas y mucha suerte:)
Sat Aug 9, 2008, 6:22 PM
~Noker666:iconNoker666:
los pollitos dicen: la vida es vella siempre y cuando puedas matar a flanders xD
Sat Aug 9, 2008, 8:55 AM

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